Sleeping Prescription - Directions and Cautions

Steven Schutzman

 

Direction:  Relax.  Clear your thoughts and take the pill.  The pill has proven to be an effective pill.  A family member, friend or doctor may have recommended it.  Response or onset time varies; i.e. your brother, a friend or doctor may have felt its effects sooner. 

Caution:  Thinking about the effectiveness of the pill may cancel the effects of the pill.

Direction:  Relax.  If the pill doesn’t seem to be working, it isn’t working.  There is no mistaking the onset of the effects of the pill when it works.

Direction:  Relax.  The night only seems to be lasting forever.

Direction:  Relax.  If the pill doesn’t seem to be working, taking a second pill may enhance the effects of the first pill.

Caution:  Debating whether or not to take a second pill may cancel the effects of the first pill.

Caution:  This is up to you alone as you knew all along.  No one can help.

Caution:  Your thoughts may be hiding other thoughts.

Caution:  Trying to discern the truth of your thoughts may be impossible in your present state of mind.

Direction:  Relax.  Clear your thoughts and take the second pill.  A second pill has proven to be effective for whole families, a lifetime of friends, doctors in group practices.  Response or onset time varies.

Caution:  Thinking about either pill may negate the effects of both pills.

Direction:  Relax.  It may help to notice the pill resembles a full moon in the night sky or a different moon hanging inside your head or brain, or a mind at peace on a sea of darkness, afloat, suspended, held there without trying.  These resemblances may bring on the feeling of sleepiness.  The pill may also remind you of your wife’s exceptional backside or breasts, or of other exceptional ones belonging to other women.  Recalling these bodies may enhance the effects of the pill.  Or perhaps they may fail to bring on a sleepy feeling.

Caution:  The moon may become an interrogating light.

Caution:  Unwanted bodies may be strewn along the path in postures of wanting.

Caution:  You may see men groaning under loads of sticks.

Caution:  There may be voices or sudden unexpected animal actions and these may not bring on a sleepy feeling.

Direction:  Relax.  You are the sky.  Your thoughts are the clouds.  Let them pass on in you.

Direction:  Relax.  If you live along a river, watch the river.

Caution:  Many people may not live along rivers.  If you are one of these people, try to remember a few phrases in a foreign language, lonely phrases.  This may be a last resort and bring on terrible self-accusations.

Caution:  Do not take another pill.  The two you have taken are more than enough in most cases.  The third pill may join the first two pills to become a gang of pills, laying in wait in places you can’t get to inside your body.

Caution:   The inside of your body is close yet impossible to reach without the proper instruments.  Do not try to reach the inside of your body on your own.


Steven Schutzman has published fiction in Pushcart Prize, Alaska Quarterly Review, TriQuarterly, and Gargoyle. He’s a seven-time winner of a Maryland State Arts Council Individual Artist Grant for creative writing excellence. His novella A Bride at Every Funeral, A Corpse at Every Wedding is available at Amazon. Find out more at steveschutzman.com

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